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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:18
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So they tried
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Which is the best AI app for house plan making?
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
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What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?
Still no good.
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
How do people break a narcissist man's ego?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Corrupti suscipit aliquid odit totam.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts